Baywatch saves lives...no, really

No modern male wants to admit to watching Baywatch. It's politically incorrect, sexist, and the plot lines are non-existent.

But, when no one's looking, I've heard rumors that we glance in its silicone-enhanced direction. We don't want to look. We really don't. And God save us if a person of the female persuasion catches us looking.

Now, that's no longer a problem.

The truth is that Baywatch could save lives. Since all males are truly altruistic individuals, we must watch it - as disgusted as we might be by its shallowness.

Check out the story our friends at PDN posted today. http://guampdn.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080905/NEWS01/809050327/...

All the time his mom thought his hormones were overacting, young Kmar was studying to be a hero. How many times did he practice this move in his mind? He was ready!

Kmar - I (and a lot of other occasionally embarrassed males) salute you.